CONTROL-A-BOSS

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BUSINESS WORLD ROCKED

NEW PRODUCT SET TO DEVASTATE CAPITALISM




“The Workplace will never be thesame. . .” say Industry Chiefs

Economists, City Insiders and even Governments are today reeling after the launch of a brand new
piece of technology set to revolutionise the way we work.

Today sees the release of the CONTROL-A-BOSS remote control, an invention from Author,
Comedian & Entrepreneur, Sheridan ‘Shed’ Simove. The CONTROL-A- BOSS remote has
buttons and functions designed to control a Boss’s actions, including ‘IGNORE LATENESS’,
‘MAKE DECISION’ and most worryingly for the Economy, ‘PAY RISE’.

Creator, Simove, who’s latest book ‘IDEAS MAN’ charts the birth of his remote control range,
explains how the CONTROL-A- BOSS came to be made. “No one likes being told what to do by
their superior…”, Simove says, “So I thought I’d make a remote control to help all the wonderful
workers out there…”.

Markets crashed around the world as news of the remote reached international sectors. Global
recession looked a certainty, until a Business Student from Nottingham pointed out that the remote
control doesn’t actually work.

Simove countered this by saying, “Yes, the CONTROL-A-BOSS is powered by positive thinking,
and doesn’t strictly do anything, but hey, they say ‘it’s the thought that counts’, don’t they….”