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Not So Smart Watch
The ‘Not So Smart Watch’ has a wipe clean face tha...

 

Queen Eraser
The EIIRASER is a premium quality, 14cm high desk ...

 

The ‘I’m F**kin’ Late’ Watch
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'KEEP CALM AND HAVE A POO' toilet roll
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The iPood
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The ‘Gurgle’ Bib
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The Give-A-Fuck-Ometer
Perfect for use at work or at home, this working r...

 

What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex
WHAT EVERY MAN THINKS ABOUT APART FROM SEX The...

 
   
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‘YOU’RE FIRED!’ FLAG GUN
Show a colleague or family member what you think o...

 

CARTOON SOUND MACHINE
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SOCCER SOUND MACHINE
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21 Again candle
'21 Again' Candles This range of candles was insp...

 

BUTT PLUG
The Shed 'Butt Plug' is a arsed shaped piece of s...

 

CONTROL-A-DOG
Control-a-Dog This is not a dream, the Control- ...

 
   
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DESIGNER BEAVER
The Beaver was my first product with the amazing...

 

PARENT CHILD CONTRACT PAD
A brilliant guy at the BBC called Joe Mace accos...

 

PRESENTS MONEY CAN'T BUY BOOK
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RATE-A-MAN STICKERS
These stickers are perfect for a hen night... (or...

 

THE GAYDAR
The GAYDAR Keychain is now out! I came up w...

 

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1 EGO BANKNOTE
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FAT MAN
"James had, indeed, eaten all the pies." A grea...

 

BIRD WATCHING
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